KissMez Translated Goodies

Summary: The title of his introduction “My name is Gone-dragon” After passing his alcoholic limit, he started dancing around and going crazy. Then his friend recalls him going to a group of girls and greeting them happily. Over there, he drank more refreshments and started dancing even more with them. His friend was shocked after realizing who those girls were and brought him out. As it turns out, those girls were SNSD members. 

Kang Ho Dong: Are you guys close?
GD: We’re really not that close. When I see them on broadcast shows, since I’m a sunbae by a year, when they greet me I mystically responds to their greetings. But that night, because I was drunk, I danced in front of Yoona, Tiffany, Sooyoung, Hyoyeon. Then in Japan, I came face to face with SNSD at an award show. The way they were looking at me… *he starts to re-enact it… they were pointing fingers and whispering amongst themselves thinking weird sunbae* so in order to clear the misunderstanding I told this story. I am not that kind of person and it was because I was drunk.

Seungri: So at that time, it was Yoona, Tiffany, Sooyoung, Hyoyeon was present…. which one was it? (meaning the girl he was interested in). The G-dragon I know, no matter how drunk he gets, he still has his conscious since he’s the team leader.
Dongwan: So that means he wanted to show off his charms to someone that night

Blah blah blah so they get into the ideal girl world cup :)

G-dragon picks Yoona over Tiffany, Sooyoung over Hyoyeon. The final match between Yoona and Sooyoung and Yoona comes out as the winner!

Kang Ho Dong: it looks like Seungri already expected his (GD) answer by the look on his face
Seungri: When I see it, we need to re-start this ideal girl world cup. We need to see him pick from all 9 
Kang Ho Dong: Can you leave Yoona a video message?
GD: Yoona shi, right now I don’t know why I’m greeting you like this. *starts doing YG impersonation* I saw you at the bowling alley and I made a mistake. I’m usually not that kind of person.
Seungri: There needs to be a twist!
GD: A twist? Yes, I like you.
Seungri: This isn’t the twist I expected.
GD: Then what is it?
Seungri: “Yoona, I’m sorry but I like Yuri better”
Then G-dragon shakes his hand lol

Kang Ho Dong: What color do you see love as?
G-dragon: Fluorescence
KHD: Why?
GD: Because the person you love sticks out even amongst many people.
KHD: Yes! Even amongst 9, you only see one! That’s it, right?
Guest: I think they already made plans
Seunggi: Are you saying it wasn’t by coincidence that he went to the bowling alley that night?
Guest: No why should he go? He should rest at home. It must have been because he wanted to see that person and made plans to see them at that time.
GD: After hearing that, it sounds right.
Guest: See, he said its right!
GD: No, I’m not saying its right.. it just sounds right.

Please take out with credits!

I know there are translations of Yul’s UFO out already but I wanted to do my own too!
You know…. just cause its Yuri ;)

Hopefully my translations will help you guys understand her humor as well as her answers a bit more ^^

Sooyoung got caked twice by her members on her birthday! ;)

Proudest filial piety (obedience to parents)?

Hyoyeon got insurance for her family.

Sunny: Just the fact that I was born should be a filial piety.
(Everyone is speechless lol)
Sunny: I’m just kidding. To be honest,  shortly after I was born my mom was very sick. She was able to overcome her sickness while looking at me and saying “I must live to save her”

Yesung: I lived apart from my parents for a long time and recently they were able to move to Seoul. My father got hurt badly, so I set up a resturant for him. I feel like I wasn’t very thoughtful of my mom though because she gets tired from doing kitchen work (at the shop) so we’re looking to see if we can change it to a coffee shop instead. Just the fact that I’m able to see them often now makes me very happy.

Mir: I live in the country side so there’s a lot of tension with our neighbors (due to agricultural purposes). Therefore, I wanted my dad to feel good so I bought him four cows!
I was originally going to buy two, but the person who lives behind us bought 3!

Seohyun: Buying stuff for our parents is definitely a filial piety, but in my opinion being a daughter that they can be proud of is the biggest filial piety you can do. Working hard in our self-development (enlightment) so that our parents won’t worry is very important.

Jaesuk: Was there a time when you weren’t?
Lee Teuk: In high school, I had a gf. One day we were walking down the street after watching a movie and about 200meter away my mom was jogging towards us. At that time, we should have greeted her but I pretended not to see her. I was scared that I was going to get in trouble.
I thought my mom didn’t see, but my older sister came up to me and told me about it. She told me that her heart ached because she thought her son would greet him when he’s with his girlfriend.

Jaesuk: Seohyun what would you do if you were in the same situation (as Lee Teuk)
Seohyun: Of course I would greet my mom.
Jaesuk: What if you told your mom “mom, this is my boyfriend” and your mom responded with “what do you think you’re doing?” what would you do?
Seohyun: My parents aren’t the type to do that.
Jaesuk: This is so frustrating… we’re just saying what if!
Wonhee: Then what if your parents were in opposition of your future marriage?
Seohyun: Then I would ask why they are against it.
(Acting out the scene)
Jaesuk: You shouldn’t be dating! You’re in a time enlightenment!
Seohyun: I’m working hard in self-development and he is someone that assists me in this time.
Wonhee: No, we reject!
Seohyun: Please tell me what you don’t like about him
Jaesuk quits and goes: Seohyun isn’t the type of person to have a marriage that her parents will object, but wow she is stubborn.

Note: the whole part about Seohyun’s self-development / enlightment can be a bit confusing. I didn’t know exactly how to translate that part into English and that was the best I could do. They’re basically talking about the time of developing yourself as a person, etc.
Translation: KissMez@tumblr.com
All translations posted on this tumblr are my own translations (unless stated otherwise) so if you take any translation out, please credit me! :)

- SNSD will be picking the member they will NOT want to have as their daughter!

- Maknae Seohyun reveals that Hyoyeon is the king of online shopping

- Who will SNSD choose as the best son-in-law? (Amongst Eeteuk, Yesung, Kikwang, Yoseob, Mir and Lee Joon)?

- There will be a impersonation parade to impress their mother-in-law’s!

Source: http://bestjd.bestiz.net/zboard/view.php?id=jb0901&page=2&sn1=&divpage=61&sn=off&ss=on&sc=off&select_arrange=headnum&desc=asc&no=406397

I guess he goes to the same salon as SNSD. Lucky him! :)

Side note: It’s an old saying in Korea saying that if you laugh and then cry, hair will grow on your butt. The fan is referring this to Taeyeon at Golden Disk Award ^^

[From.TAEYEON] Congratulations Sone^^!!!!!!!!!

Sone~~~ Hello~~~~~ ^^
Finally I!! am greeting you like this on our official homepage!! It’s a little late ^^
During our ‘Hoot’ promotions, when the members left posts one by one I thought it will soon be my turn~
Then while waiting we got busy! Because of our promotion.. Back and forth we were busy ^^;
However I like it that I am able to write to you at a meaningful time like this~~~~
First first!!! Something to congratulate!! With Sone and SNSD’s strength together finally!  we were able to receive a nice big~ award!!!! +_+
Clapclapclapclapclap~~~♥ congrats congrats!! kekekeke
Sones with their own things to do.. also with it being the end of the year, I know you must have been busy…
Thank you so so much for voting and sending text messages (to vote?) in your spare time^^
Those devotion stacked up one by one.. and therefore, I think we were granted such a cheerful time like this!
This really.. is difficult to happen without interest and.. love…
Sone… You must really like us a lot huh??????????????????????kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke
We congratulated, hugged, laughed and cried with each other a lot amongst ourselves (SNSD)^^ …We were really really happy~~~
One thing we were regretful about was Fany.. She wasn’t able to be with us at that place.
However I was gratified.. She is putting a lot of effort into healing so that the people around her won’t worry^^
She monitored her members who went to go perform on stage very well^^ Ti-manager kekekeke
As regretful it may have been, she came to the celebration right after the ceremony~ We were able to spend a good time^^
As usual, we are real when we are 9 kekeke
Anyways! Like this, I am glad that we became a subsistence need and precious to each other~~~
As Sones has blessed us with precious moments, history, and memories, alternatively, we also will give back to you.
We will always stay healthy and bright! And show you SNSD’s endless charm kekekekekekeke
We still have a long way to go keke
So I hope we can become close friends that are not ashamed of each other and and give plenty of cares to~ ^^
Because it is really the end of the year, finish off well, and do not forget to take the flu shot for the weather that is getting colder!
(You must!!!!! Wash your hands often!!)
Let’s meet at our remaining year-end schedule^^~~~~
I love you♥byebye~~~~

Ah.. also please give lots of love to Athena OST kekekekekekekekkekekekekekekekekekekekekkekekeekeke
Let’s try to do an all-kill again……….

Source: http://girlsgeneration.smtown.com/pages/_common/board/View.asp?Page=1&ListLine=15&PagingSize=10&ArticleNo=2952479&BNo=102&LangNo=1
Translation credit: KissMez@tumblr.com
Note: This is a rough translation! I might have made a few mistake~